What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
An acrobat.
Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!
A man laughing his head off.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.