Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.