Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning