What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !