Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."