Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.