Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.