What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction