What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!