What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat