What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.