What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette