What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.