What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"