Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Aloe Jokes More Aloe Jokes

What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there"

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense