Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)