What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!