What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!