What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!