Arriage Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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