What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.