What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.