What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)