What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.