What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.