What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.