What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.