What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!