What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.