What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil