What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.