What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )