Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots