Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion