Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Because his mother was in a jam.

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