A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A man outstanding in his field.
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?