What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?