What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation