What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.