What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.