Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....