What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir