What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.