What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Trash Can Jokes More Trash Can Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans