Pixie-lated
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Some idiot pulled it out to late
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Pick up lines
Student: "Alive".
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
Minisoda
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
Dirty looks from the mouse !
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Scent.
They are both empty from the neck up.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
