What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.