What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.