What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.