What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.