Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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A speech impediment.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.