Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.