What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!