What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator