What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!