Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!