What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*