What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory