What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.