What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.