What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.