You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
They turn it over.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Twenty-one.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You gotta catch Jamal
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.