Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.