What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

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When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.