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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!