What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.