Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats