Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
