What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.