What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.