Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Because they were set in stone.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.