Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Sandy ego.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Peer pressure
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
They're afraid of getting owned
Squash.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
