Vaccinate Jokes

What did Tammy say after she refused to vaccinate her child?

It's never to late to get an abortion.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Climate Change Jokes More Climate Change Jokes

Why did the climate change denier oversleep?

He wasn't worried about all that alarmism.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm