What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.