What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"