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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

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