Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.