Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.