Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.